My understandings… my thoughts

June 8, 2006

Newton ’s laws of software . ..

Filed under: Witty

Here are important laws of software….

Law 1:
Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails
unless he is assigned work by manager.
Law 2:
The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and
takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.
Law3:
For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software
Implementation.
Law 4 :
Bugs can neither be created nor be removed
from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another.
The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant!

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