My understandings… my thoughts

February 28, 2007

What is it??

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What is it??

February 27, 2007

Feelings!!

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ब्यस्त संसारमा एक्लो छु,
न साथी छन्, न साथको चाहना नै छ,
तिम्रो यादहरु नै काफी छन ।

कोसौ टाढा मुटुलाई छोडेर,
यो अन्ध्यारो कुनमा जिउने कोशीसमा छु,
बिछोड्को पिडा सहना नसक्दा,
थाहा हुँदैन बचिरहेको छु या मरिरहेको,

कहिले सोचेको थिएन एती गर्हो हुन्छ भन्ने,
कहिले लागेको थिएन यादहरु यसरी गाढा हुन्छन भन्ने, 
तर, म निरद््यी बनेर यहाँ आएको छु,
न कोइ छ, जो मलाई तिमी सम्म पुर्‍याउन सक्छ,
न कोही छ, जो तिमीलाई यहाँ सम्मा ल्याउन सक्छ,
शायद, भगवान ।

सोच्छु, अब तिम्रो साथमा पुगे भने, 
फेरी कहिले तिम्रो साथ छोड्ने छैन,
प्रतेक आरोह अवरोह म तिम्रो साथ हुनेछु,
याद हरु होइन, साथ लिने छु, साथ दिने छु,

तर अहिले,
ब्यस्त संसारमा एक्लो छु,
ना साथी छन्, न साथको चाहना नै छ,
तिम्रो यादहरु नै काफी छन । 

February 23, 2007

Mr. GANATANTRA

Filed under: Niren Pradhan

१)म आज भात खाए पछी गणत्रन्त्र घोषणा गरिदिन्छु

२)म आज चिया खाएपछी गणत्रन्त्र घोषणा गरिदिन्छु

३)गणत्रन्त्र सडक मा घोसणा हुन्छ हिन्दा हिन्दै ।

४)गनत्रन्त्र जनता ले चाहे या न चाहे पनि म चै घोषणा गरी दिन्छु

५)राजा ले २५ जना मान्छे मार्यो मेरो पार्टी ले हजारौ मारे ,तेसैले गणत्रन्त्र घोषणा गरिदिन्छु नत्र अझै मार्नु परे मार्छौ ।

६)मेरो पार्टी ले जनता लाई धम्की दियेर पैसा मगेको हो,त्यो तेसैले चन्दा हो

७)हाम्रो पार्टी ले  शान्तिपूर्ण आन्दोलन गर्छ तर मेरो पार्टी को मान्छे हरु हतियर लियेर आउन्छ बाहिर ,लाहान म बच्चा चै मर्छ ,कुट पीट गर्छ ,अपहरन गर्छ तर शान्ति पूर्ण आन्दोलन चै गर्छ

८)यहाँ सडयन्त्र भको छ किन भने म र मेरा साथी हरु को अपराध चै माफि हुन्छ तर अरु लाई छोड्नु हुन्न ,तेसैले म गणतन्त्र घोषणा गर्दिन्छु 

                                                                                           ———- Mr Ganatantra  

    

February 21, 2007

KBC

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Sardarji is in the Quiz Contest “KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI” trying to
 
win prize money of Rs 1 Crore.
 
The questions are as follows:
 
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
 
A) 116
 
B) 99
                                                                                               
C) 100
 
D) 150
 
Sardar says “I will skip this” (this lifeline is applicable only for Sardars)
 
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
 
A) BRAZIL
 
B) CHILE
 
C) PANAMA
 
D) ECUADOR
 
Sardar uses his lifeline - asks for call a friend (speaks to a University student)
 
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
 
A) JANUARY
 
B) SEPTEMBER
 
C) OCTOBER
 
D) NOVEMBER
 
Sardar uses his lifeline - asks for help from general public
 
4) Which of these is King George VI first name?
 
A) EDGAR
 
B) ALBERT
 
C) GEORGE
 
D) MANUEL
 
Sardar uses his lifeline - asks for lucky cards (this lifeline is applicable only for Sardars)
 
5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean,has its name based on which animal:
 
A) CANARY BIRD
 
B) KANGAROO
 
C) PUPPY
 
D) RAT
 
Sardar gives up !!!!!
 
 
 
Check out for the answers, below
 
 
 
 

 

 
If You think you are indeed clever and laughed at the Sardar’s
 
replies, then please check the answers below :
 
1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
 
2) The Panama hat is made in Ecuador
 
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
 
4) King George’s first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
 
5) Puppy.The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means Islands of the puppies
 
Sardaron ke sardar … Now tell me who’s the dumb one ???

February 20, 2007

नयाँ ठाउँमा पुरानो म

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आज धेरै दिन पछि केही लेख्न मन लाग्यो, मन त पैले देखि नै थियो तर धेरै कुरा हरु मिलिराखेको थिएन । आज म नेपाल छोडेर अ्एरिका आएको पनि १ हप्ता भन्दा धेरै भैसकेछ,
धेरै कुरा हरु सँग एड्जस्ट हुन टाईम लाग्दो रैछ । अ्एरिका को लागि यात्रा मेरो लागि शुरु देखि नै नरमैलो रह्यो । एअरपोर्ट मा सबै जना लाई टाटा गरेर हिंडे देखि नै मलाई एकदम बिरामी फील हुन थालेको ऐले सम्म पनि निको भएको छैन।

नेपाल एकदम मिस् गर्ने कुरा त नोर्मल नै होला तर मलाई त यहाँ को मान्छे हरु को चलन देखेर पो अचम्म लाग्छ त, यि कुइरे हरु साच्चै को नै अति नै फोर्मल्, होनेस्ट र ओपेन हुन्छन कि यो सबै हात्ती को देखौने दात मात्रै हो??? कि यो माहाॠषि युनिभर्सिटी ओफ म्यानेजमेन्ट को मात्रै चलन हो? कि यो सब भावातित ध्यान(Transcendetal Meditation) ले गर्दा यहाँ क कुइरे एस्तो भएको हुन? मलाई अलि idea भएन, धेरै समये देखि यतै बस्दै गरेका साथी हरु लाई त यि कुइरेको खास् nature थाहा छ होलानी ।

February 7, 2007

Men Are Hard To Please

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 The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG .

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE; If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT .

If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROU BLESOME; If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK; If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

February 3, 2007

WHERE IS CHANDRA SURYA (NEPALI FLAG)?

Filed under: Niren Pradhan

Flag of a nation represent pride ,independence , unity . During the janaandolan -2 where was it hiding.people were carrying nepali congress flag,cpn uml flag ,some were carrying cpn maoist flag ,some sadbawana flag and other parties.chandra surya was not seen .this shows how patriotic and independent we are. Madhesis carry them self as madhesis so they carry flags of the parties and forum attached to madhesis. Others carry maoist flag ,congress flag ,uml flag etc ,this shows how divided we are .first we think we are pahadiya when there is infighting between madhesis and pahadiyas.the same people fight as dalit ,janajati or adibhasi when there is some other outcry .the same people fight with people from different cast or from different places .then again they fight for the right for women.people never stop fighting because again they fight for different parties ,forums etc These may be the reason why we are not carrying nepali patriotism or its sign chandra surya.carrying nepali flag is a gesture that we are one as a nepali and not as madhesis,pahadiya ,dalit,newas and so on.People carry a small union flag and forget the nations flag .this may be the root cause why we are divided.please carry nepali flag.






















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