Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG .
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE; If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT .
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROU BLESOME; If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK; If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
“Women: can’t live with them, can’t live without them.”
How’s that coming from a guy?
Same can be said about men too.
-Saral
Sojho Kura
Comment by Saral Nepal — February 8, 2007 @ 8:30 pm