What Happens when a typical nepalese guy returns from USA!!
What happens when a typical Nepalese guy returns from USA ?
1. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.
2 Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health;
(proving to be very health conscious).
3 Sprays Deo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.
4 Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.
5 Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
6 Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds".
7. Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
8 Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
9 Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
10 Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
11 Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go".
12 Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead
of Seven Zero Four)
13 Doesn’t forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every
time he steps out.
14 Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in
Millions.(Not in Lakhs)
15 Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but
deep down the heart multiplies by 70 times).
16 Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
17 When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several
times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never
says Zed).
18 Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY & on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
19 Makes fun of Road Conditions.
20 Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
21 Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
22 Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
23 Tries to complain about any thing in Nepal as if he is experiencing
it for the first time.
24 Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".
25 Looks suspiciously towards roadside restaurants and sekuwa
Few more important stuffs
26 From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by
which he traveled back, even after 4 months of arrival.
27 Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits, tries to roll the bag
on the Roads.
And The Ultimate One
28 Tries to begin conversation with "In US …." or "When I was in
US…"