Few Jokes
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright; I had also completed my engineering from the same college! **
Vinod Das starts raising his bat on 32 runs.
Shakti Gauchan: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Vinod Das: Yes, but the TU students understand the importance of scoring 32
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
**To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
**Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
**Hurray……
Purai syllabus padhera sake…
books ra notes matra baaki rahyo!
**An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.