Managers at MS
Two lions escape from a zoo, and decide to split up to increase their chances of not being caught. Two months later, they run into eachother again. When they finally meet, one is skinny and the other overweight. The thin one says: "How did you manage? I ate a human just once and they turned out a small army to chase me — guns, nets, it was terrible. Since then I’ve been reduced to eating mice, insects, even grass." The fat one replies: "Well, *I* hid near an Microsoft office and ate a manager a day. And nobody even noticed!"